New York to Istanbul – Facts (12)
I was glad to finally have the longer lasting milk here, but now I realize nothing is as it seems. These rectangle Pinar milk boxes (I use Pinar’s but all the other brands also have the same box) have been a nightmare when I try to pour them after opening the seal. The milk always spurts out the box, missing the bowl or the glass. It might last much longer than the 2-week milk in New York (which always tragically went bad by the time I needed it), but 9 am is honestly too early for any table cleaning!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
are we ever gonna read anything positive our your experiences in Turkey dude?????
what can PINAR milk do if you’re incapable of opening the simplest lid ever!?!
oh wait I have an idea!!!!! did you watch the Friends episode where Joe acts in an infomercial…. try that :) (real Friends fans would know what I’m talking about.. if you’re curious, check it out…)
Dude! This is something they teach you in elementary school! You’re supposed to cut both ears so the air can flow in as the milk comes out, and it won’t spurt.
Or just buy bottled milk.
my first comment ever, hayirli ugurlu olsun:)
love,
selin
HAHAHA I am not the only one! I had multiple people confessing the same problem. Now that you thought us the smart way you can be our master of “milking” ;)
ZEKO one weekend I will buy the same Pinar bottle and we will test your skills at home haha. Since you are the Friends guru, we will be watching that episode at your place…sexytimes sexytimes
how about I take the milk and pour it over your head!!
Who can deny some good milk bath prepared by eko? :)
it ‘ll do some good to your back hair :)