Wanted – Cemi Almazlinos

Posted in Wanted - People on May 27th, 2010 by Sinan

Name: Cemi Almazlinos

Nickname: Cemceminay, Cemile

Notable Appearance: Beardless face with a sloppy smile

Can’t do without:Pigging out, pranks, smiling, jeans, crew neck shirts, hoodies, Converse shoes, couscous with mushroom at House Café Istanbul, junk food, Fenerbahce, pickled food

Notable Hobbies:Eating, PlayStation, eating from someone else’s plate, skiing

Weakness: Big balloons, rice, hair loss

Last Seen:Level Istanbul, Lucca Bar Istanbul, House Café Ortakoy Istanbul, Washington D.C., Burdur, Antalya

La Barra Cevicheria – NYC

Posted in New York City, Restaurants on May 25th, 2010 by Sinan

My visit to La Barra (250 Broome St. between Ludlow and Orchard) wasn’t planned or based on any recommendation. This tiny restaurant with enormous taste sits quietly on a typical Lower East Side street with emerging denim, thrift and costume jewelry shops sparkling around it.

You’ll enter with little expectations trough a tiny door decorated with a dripping A/C on top of it . Your eyes will be able to examine the whole place within seconds. You’ll wonder what type of food will come out of the open kitchen equipped with a little electric oven, two cooks and a bartender/cashier revolving around it. You’ll know you can’t judge this place by its looks after sustaining yourself so hard not to get a 3rd order of the homemade guacamole spiced up with an extra splash of lemon. The seafood ceviche will grow your appetite and a single order of the steak and shrimp tacos will not be enough to suppress it. They say great gifts come in small boxes. At La Barra great taste comes in small portions.

Happy Hour in Spring – Sinan Bastas

Posted in Music on May 21st, 2010 by Sinan

Let’s welcome spring in style with some great music. Enjoy…

Wanted – Leslie Abuaf

Posted in Wanted - People on May 20th, 2010 by Sinan

Name: Leslie Abuaf

Nickname: Abu

Notable Appearance: Petite figure, huge smile.

Can’t do without: Blackberries, Zara, pickles, capers, champagne, aviator sunglasses, small purses, tank-tops, tight jeans, the NY Mag, Cesme, Turkey, Blackberry Curve, hair-grips, flats

Notable Hobbies: Dancing, cooking on Fridays, jumping around, water fights, skiing, having pasta to cure hangover, motivating people around her with a great attitude

Weakness: Allergic to blackberries, yet can’t stop eating them; dresses, trash bins, shrimps

Favorite Quote: “Ya bu sarki neeee? Degistirsene bunuuu…”

Last Seen: Cesme, Turkey, Southside NYC, Sushi Samba 7 NYC, Central Park, Poconos Ski Resort, www.sinanbastas.com, Geneva

Cara Mia!

Posted in Movies & Theater, New York City on May 19th, 2010 by Sinan

The Addams Family has finally made it to Broadway. Their Gothic mansion rises up in the middle of the Central Park surrounded by the glittering lights of the city that never sleeps. The dark has never been this funny. The dead has never been this friendly.

The Addams family, led by the elegantly gaunt and seemingly undead Morticia and her ever-devoted husband Gomez, is in turmoil. Their daughter Wednesday, now 18, finds herself falling in love—a sensation that is unsettling for both her and her family of endearing misfits. When the teen invites her new boyfriend, Lucas Beineke, over with his “normal” family to get better acquainted with the Addams household, comic chaos (including everything from an amorous giant squid to mixed-up potions to a scorching tango) ensues.

Despite a few unnecessary acts and a somewhat cheesy plot, the musical delivers an extremely funny glimpse into the life of the most exotic family on TV. In my opinion, the opening act where Fester awakens the dead fails to make an impressive introduction to the family. A more interactive entrance with some clever lines could have made a better impact on the audience. Yet again it should be entertaining for the younger crowd to watch the living dead prance around the Central Park and dance to the well-choreographed Addams Song. Although all the characters were exactly I imagined and expected them to be, it took me a while to get used to the girl that plays Wednesday. It could be that I am still stuck on the Christina Ricci version in the 1991 movie.

Other than a few edible complaints on the whole musical, I was extremely impressed by the performances of  Nathan Lane and Bebe Neuwirth. Bebe’s complete embrace of the Morticia character, from her pose to the unique way she walks, was mesmerizing to watch. It was equally entertaining to guess her age given her impressive figure. As always Nathan Lane works all his genius to put out the best in the character he plays. Gomez is reflected in the best way possible as a man deeply in love with his family and the values of his ancestors.

Jackie Hoffman is the key laughing machine with her impressive role as Gradmama. Her advices and the tales of her past are extremely entertaining. Carolee Carmello as Alice Beineke and Zachary James as Lurch are the two characters that support Grandmama’s funny gestures. Fester on the other hand is stuck at being nothing more than a coordinator of the whole plot. He appears now and then as the tour guide who summarizes and introduces the upcoming acts. The only scene where he gets a break and delivers a great performance is when he serenades to his love, the Moon.

I say go meet the family before they leave Broadway (at the Lunt-Fontanne Theatre).

A Mystical Night at Aya Irini

Posted in Art, Istanbul, Music on May 17th, 2010 by Sinan

Thanks to my aunt (the beautiful lady on the far right in the photo above), a founding member of Çaba (“Effort” in English), I was invited to a unique night of music and history on my April trip to Istanbul. It was to be the best break from all the stress of surrendering to the military training in a few days. As a non-profit organization, Çaba’s main objective is to mitigate the social and financial problems faced by Turkish people and promote the wonders of Turkey, trying to create an awareness towards such problems. In an effort to renovate two schools built for homeless blind children on the outskirts of Istanbul, the organization received permission from the government to use Aya Irini (Hagia Irene) as the venue to its fundraiser.

Aya Irini is a former Eastern Orthodox Church enclosed inside the walls of the Topkapi Palace in Istanbul. It is known to be the first church built by the Byzantine Empire in the 4th century and was taken over by the Ottoman Empire after the conquest of Constantinople in 1453.  Although the church has not been functional for religious practices since then, it has been used as a warehouse and was finally converted into a museum in 1700s. Today Aya Irini is open only for special music performances and permitted museum visits.

Çaba’s event started around 8 p.m. Outside the church, guests were trying to stay warm with the complimentary coffee, pushing against the last few chilly Istanbul nights before the summer took over. The temperature was no different inside as the government prohibits the use of heaters inside historic landmarks. Despite the cold it was impossible not to get into the mystic of the venue and praise the genius of the performers. I was part of a unique night where people from all over the city gathered to meet under the roof of an Orthodox Church within the walls of a Muslim Palace shaken with the voices of Muslim, Jewish, Catholic and Buddhist singers. Below the huge cross depicted on the domed ceiling, we were taken to a journey of the peaceful past with the Turkish folk songs sang by Meyra, the instrumental genius of Antakya Medeniyetler Korosu and the calming circles of a Dervish.

Thanks to Ekin for the great photos.

Back to the Wild

Posted in DEBATES, IDEAS, ETC. on May 14th, 2010 by Sinan

There must be a million jokes on horny men tucked into a tiny space. A few desperate guys drive each other crazy with inappropriate remarks and become characters of a story that makes everybody laugh. I was a part of such a tale in the army. Despite the fact that I have witnessed a few hilarious moments, I have at many times been curious to see how we function once all the accessories that distinguish our being are taken away. No opportunity for reproduction, no independence, no freedom, no financial assets, 4500 men stripped from all their dear belongings to become one and obey the strict rules forced upon by superior officers of the army.

Isn’t it hilarious to hear the curse “amina koyim” (fuck your vagina) a hundred times a day when there isn’t a single person around that possesses a vagina? Isn’t it a little weird to see men who are old enough to be fathers pinch each other and make jokes that were once popular back in elementary school? If you think that hardcore porn is as vivid and nasty as it gets, you should listen to a soldier speak of his love adventures outside the fences. In every corner you will find such a narrator addressing a crowd listening with great interest. With the great comfort of exaggeration, no requirement of an alibi and the attention of a crowd thirsty for the memoirs of an irresistible fake playboy, the storyteller moves into a state of ultimate bragging. It was the army that proved the hypothesis: It is only natural to bend the truth and lose a little bit of IQ, the need for respect and the motivation to be a good example once all the assets a man holds dear are frozen until further notice.

Seenone© – Sinanation’s Official Drink

Posted in Drinks on May 12th, 2010 by Sinan

I think I finally perfected a simple summer cocktail I have been working on. I reserve the rights and name it Seenone. Hope you’ll like it.

Serves one

2 oz. premium vodka
2 oz. club soda
1/2 oz. Chambord Liqueur
1 oz. pomegranate juice
1/2 oz. orange juice (no pulp)
1 full teaspoon of honey

Serve cold with ice.

Good to be Back

Posted in DEBATES, IDEAS, ETC., Istanbul on May 11th, 2010 by Sinan

I have been to a Hamam only once before I visited the one at Swissotel Istanbul and I can’t find a single resemblance in between the two other than the marble stones. My first visit to one was in Burdur, Turkey, half way through my military training. At that point I was a ball of dirt who hadn’t (like many others) showered for nine days.  So, I dived myself into the Hamam at the hotel and surrendered my hygiene into the hands of the tellak (the staff that soaps and scrubs the body).

Turkish Bath, or Hamam as we know it, evolved during the Ottoman Empire and brought together the best aspects of the Roman, Byzantine and the Arabic baths. It housed the highest quality marble stones, consisted of three interconnected rooms (the hot room, the warm room and the cool room), welcomed natural light from the tiny windows on its roof and was decorated with oriental carvings painted in gold. The Hamam was a place of social gathering as much as it was a bath. From wedding preparations to other celebrations, it was used as the preliminary place to cleanse and interact.

Thanks to my friend, Yusuf‘s suggestion, we prepped up for another round of Hamam right after the conclusion of our military training. Our destination was  Swissotel Istanbul. With a full renovation in 2008 and the management genius of Singapore’s Raffles Hotels’ Amrita Spa, the facilities and the service at Swissotel mesmerized both of us.

From the towels to the green apples served, there isn’t a single thing here one can complain about. So unlike our ancestors, with the loincloths wrapped around our hips, we surrendered to the comfort of our surroundings rather than chatting all the way through our bath. As our tellaks sweated to carve a month’s dirt out of our skin with Molton Brown soaps and brand new scrubbing pads, we lied on the warm marble stones covered with cotton towels like two potatoes being cooked to be mashed.

We would have never gotten up if it wasn’t for the cool water poured on our heads from the traditional brass Hamam bowls.

As Turks, it is a shame that we have retired such a strong and essential part of our culture. We have forgotten so much about it that it became an “exotic experience” on a menu at a few landmarks, hotel suites and spas around the country. As the population grew, wealth got divided into smaller pieces, the living spaces got smaller, life got faster with technology and we had to welcome the modern bathroom. The Hamam’s marble floors turned cold with the introduction of the modern shower, its space and use of natural light gave way to tiny bathtubs tucked inside a bathroom with no windows. The three interconnected rooms that gradually decreased temperature got smashed into one single room.

Oh Istanbul – Stephan Peque

Posted in Istanbul, Music on May 8th, 2010 by Sinan

Stephan Peque is a Frenchman who first visited Istanbul in 1996 with his wife. He fell in love with the city instantly and wanted to promote its beauty to the world through music. “Oh Istanbul” was produced out of this love. I first heard it on the radio during my most recent trip home. It became one of my most favorite songs for my hometown. It took me a while to get ahold of it and I was about to go crazy in my quest. I succeeded and wanted to share this beautiful song with you right away. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. I will certainly be using it in my next Dinner mix.