Sinanation

Sinanation thanks Fuat Pamukcu, Yusuf Ruso and Selim Aykut for their contribution to this post.

Name: Osman Can Ongun

Nickname: Oshmo, Osho

Notable Appearance: Tall, muscular built. Short hair with long sideburns featuring organic hair gel.

Can’t do without: Eating like there is no tomorrow, rowing, safe boxes, jogging, plaid shirts, blazers, knitted sweaters over the shoulders, networking, wrestling

Notable Hobbies: Introducing himself with a faux British accent, wearing a female-fedora, naming his chest muscles “Edi” and “Budu” and flexing them one at a time, enjoying life in frat parties, becoming a member of exclusive gentleman’s clubs

Weakness: Business cards

Last seen: Burdur, 58. Piyade Alay Komutanligi, in camouflage, enjoying is faux-military career for 21 days, Anjelique Istanbul, London

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